“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Mean Girls
When I first heard that I was like shit that’s kinda true haha and well that applies to all gay boys as well… I mean for the ones that aren’t already equipped with deep V-Necks and Daisy Duke Duke denim shorts, cause then, well, you’re already a slut and you should just dress up as yourself. Just kidding… But seriously. Halloween isn’t just an opportunity for girls to show off their best ASSets, but for us guys as well. Halloween has always been my favorite holiday, although it does kinda suck now that I’m too old to walk around my parents neighborhood getting candy from strangers :/ Anyways, I’ve decided to come up with a couple tips that I personally think could help you with deciding on what or who to dress up as this year!
2. YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH ANYTHING SPORTS THEMED. Unless you decide to dress up as WIll Ferrel in ‘Blade of Glory’. Nothing turns on a gay guy more than the thought of getting hammered by the captain of the football team… Or shit maybe that’s just me, but hey. So why not make some guys fantasy come true that night! Just remember whatever sport you decide to do, make sure you have those hot grease lines under your eyes.
3. MAKE SURE YOUR COSTUME IS RECOGNIZABLE. Do a test try the night before for your friends and just have them try to guess what you are. If they guess correctly, or simply guess SLUT, then you’re good to go! If not then well maybe you should try again…
Not cute… but recognizable lol.
4. SIMPLE IS BETTER. Try to have 1 or 2 statement pieces for your costume and go off of those! For example, Mickey Mouse may just have the ears and gloves… and all you have to do is throw on a black speedo and BAM! Mickey Mouse is ready for a gang bang. Sometimes over doing it may look good, but think about being comfortable all night. Just have fun with it!
5. AUTHORITY IS HOT. So try sexying (if thats even a word) up some authority figure. You know like in those cheap pornos where the TEACHER and the bad student start screwing each other or the one where the boy gets caught shop lifting so blows the COP with the ridiculous abs to get out of trouble lol. I’m more of a visual person so just please look at hottie Zac Efron doing everything so right below!