LOL. This has got to be the gayest thing I have ever seen… But Seriously. I mean if you’re going to be hanging this on your tree this year you minus well top it with 

a cock shaped star for the whole effect. Christmas has to be my all time favorite holiday, I mean it’s also the most innocent (So I thought). There’s nothing I enjoy more than walking around NYC and hearing all these jazzy street performers singing some of my favorite Christmas carols. Ha this limited time Christmas ornament is being sold by ORCHID which is an testicular cancer organization in the UK and all profits are actually going for a good cause. 

Yes we all can agree that it’s not your average Christmas decoration, but in a weird way I kind of find it appealing. & no it’s not because of the fact it’s male genitals, okay well maybe a little, but more so because of the fact that in a sick way gives me an idea of what I’d see if Elmo ever decided to jump on Cockyboys boat and take my place. HAH seriously looks like Elmo’s balls, or his ass. If ORCHID was really smart they’d sell these little guys in many different colors. But hey, that’d just be me. You can buy your own set of Balls by clicking HERE.

Also below is one of my favorite SWEDENS, (ANDREAS on the RIGHT) singing The Christmas Song.