“Fingers… What NOT to do!”
So if there is one thing I hate the most is when I’m laying back and a guy goes in for the Rim Job (Find out more about them in previous TIP), and it’s all good at first and you’re loving every minute then BAM! The mother fucker, pardon my french, decides to deep sea dive in my ass with his finger.
Like come on… WARN me first! Nobody likes surprises, especially one that feels like a doctor is sticking a thermometer up your ass. So below is a couple tips on FINGER PLAY, when NOT to do it and when you SHOULD.
1. Get a FUCKING MANICURE. No one likes hang nails ripping up their booty hole. But seriously.
2. WARN THEM. Or if that’s too awkward, make sure to notice whether or not when you try it at first, if they pull away or they beg for more aha. If they pull away, BACK THE HELL UP. But, if they are loving it (& you have no hang nails), this will benefit them in the long run especially if they are bottoming later on.
3. LUBE. Nothings worse than a finger with a hangnail than, a finger with a hangnail THAT IS DRY! Lube is your best friend, especially if you are a gay couple. You can use that shit for massages, HAIR PRODUCT, Shine for your car, even put it on your best pair of leather shoes before work and BAM! They look brand new.
4. IF you are alone and exploring with your fingers, I actually suggest it! This will help you especially if you NEVER BOTTOMED. Massage gently at first, no reason to rush up into it like you’ve found the fountain of youth. . Don’t want to shock your body ESPECIALLY if it is your FIRST TIME. Start out using one finger, LUBED of course, and slowly work your way up… Before you know it, you will be getting fisted and you won’t even feel a thing ; )