So I recently asked what you guys would like to see more of on MaxRyder.com and one of the things that came up a lot was… that I should post a daily SEX TIP! So I’ve decided that it’s a fun idea and today I’m writing my first one!
“A clean bottom is a happy bottom.”
If there’s one thing I hate about being a gay guy, it’s that there’s so many steps to having sex… ESPECIALLY if you’re a BOTTOM or are BOTTOMING. I mean ever since working in the Porn Industry I have learned A LOT myself lol and firsthand. Like I remember the day my boss gave me my first enema bulb… I was like wait wtf is this? Haha and well how do I use it? Google was my best friend that day…
There’s nothing worse then having the anxiety of not being “CLEAN” when you’re about to make love to your boyfriend or when you’re about to hook up with the hottest guy at the club… The last thing anyone wants is a messy situation… It’s just an inconvenience. So below is an actual FUN and INFORMATIVE step-by-step guide from Fashion Blogger and well bottoming expert, BRYAN BOY , to make sure this NEVER happens to you!
See BELOW to find out how to be the best and CLEANEST bottom ; )
1) Get a bottle or two of mineral water. Still and most definitely NOT sparkling. Room temperature only please. Personally I prefer Evian but any mineral water would do.
2) Strip yourself naked. While standing up, use one hand to ‘position’ the bottle cap area to your ass. If you can put the opening up your hole, the better. You don’t want water to spill all over the place.
3) Squirt as MUCH water inside your ass as possible — squirt long and hard — you don’t want to do tiny squirts because you want the water to reach wayyy deep where the sun doesn’t shine. Be careful ***NOT*** to squirt dirty water back into the bottle.
4) Keep the water inside your ass. Count 1 to 20. Hold it. Hold it in. Hold it all in like a mother protecting her child.
5) Jump a few times. Yes. Jump… then purge everything in the toilet bowl as if you’re taking a shit.
6) Repeat steps 3 to 5 until the water that comes out of your ass is ***crystal clear***. Be sure to PURGE everything. You sooo don’t want to fart nasty crap when someone is giving you a rim job. Eeew! Que horror!
7) Wait a few minutes, relax, smoke a cigarette, etc.
8) Wash your ass with soap and water.
And there you have it. Your ass is good to go and you can now star in your own gangbang creampie video. You can even let guys felch you. It’s fun!